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Looking to play with me in person? Well, you have a few choices...


Session Application

This is an application to play with me, one on one in a personal session. Simply fill out the form, answer any questions I may have about references or deposits, send that deposit, and we can meet in Los Angeles or San Diego.


Video Bottom Application

This is an application to appear in one of my videos for sale on various porn sites.  This also requires a deposit, and the signing of paperwork. This is not an easy position to fill so please don't think this is a workaround for doing a normal session application. 


Meet Me At A Convention

If you check my travel page, you'll see that I'm at conventions occasionally. If you find me at a booth at an expo like AVN or XBIZ, I might spank you for the crowd. Maybe you could even take me on a paid dinner date while we're both in town for the convention!

H5N1, Covid, Bird Flu, RSV....

I live with someone immunocompromised so I'm quite picky about clients. 

If you're willing to do a NAAT test, this will almost guarantee a spot for you.

See Me Real Time, In Person